11. ‘Paranoid Dog’ 2003
The disagreeable dog person of the Chinese zodiac should never be compared with your friendly Fido, unless you own a real Wolf. This idiot will tell you they bite and without provocation having done so—complain none likes them? Nervous types looking for trouble everywhere and therefore attracting plenty of it. Struck with lashings of stupidity, quarrelsome, accusing, dogs slink off to lick their private bits. Bad breath, bad manners, and fleas of course, assure decent folks keep their distance and the trust that dogs need to learn.
The former discredited Queensland Premier Joh Bjelke Peterson was a dog and Roma the far-flung western town is the Dog’s Diner.